Sunday, December 6, 2009

A Cure for Depression...

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... or at least deep-seated disappointment. Old man winter hasn't been formally invited in for the year, and yet he continues to knock on the door. Last night the freezing rain that frequently falls on St. Mark's Place began to crystalize. As witnessed by my own two eyes snow intermittently floated on the icy wind at on odd contrast to the almost marble-sized raindrops. Amidst inclement weather I also learned that the Florida Gators suffered their only loss of the season at the hands of Alabama, during the SEC championship no less. All the prayer in the world couldn't help Tim Tebow, whose one-man offense crashed and burned. So long dreams of another national championship. And good riddance to Tebow. All the tears and bible verses in the world won't change what you are: a big fat ball-hog. At least the rain cleared out by this morning leaving a beautifully clear and crisp December day. Perfect soup weather. Pictured above are Tomato Bisque garnished with goat cheese, and a bitch-ass little crybaby.

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  1. God to Tebow: "Look Timmy, I'm just not that into sports."

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  3. God to Tebow: "I'm sorry, were you saying something? I just turned away for a minute and ... NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    Tasty looking soup, though.

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